Sticky Situation At Walmart
Prices are not the only things dropping at a Florida Walmart.
William Tyler Black of Florida was caught with his pants down and “going to town” on himself in the toy aisle of the super store.
When confronted the perv-atrator told authorities he spotted:
“some pretty girls which made him aroused”
He then told officers he:
“grabbed a magazine and found a back aisle and relieved himself on the floor”
Clean up in aisle 3, and bring a mop. Black was taken into custody and sentenced to two years of community control (includes curfew) and he is barred from Walmart Stores or any store where children’s toys are sold.
By the way, the magazine that helped him get the job done was the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.