Alcoholic

Oh brother, what a dope.

I wonder if people realize when they say something stupid in front of a news camera, that more than likely it will be televised. Sure the camera can make you nervous, but nervous enough to tell your town and the world for that matter, that you ran back into your burning house to save your beer because you are an alcoholic? The answer is yes, if you are this guy.

Razor Ramon was one of my favorite pro wrestlers when I was a kid.  Now he's a bottom of the barrel alcoholic, and appears to be circling the drain.  ESPN's E:60 took a look at his life and story.

Get a load of this piece of crap father. A Detroit area man got all loaded and wanted to go to the store, instead of calling an adult with a driver's license he has his 9-year old daughter get behind the wheel. There is actually surveillance video of this guy talking and bragging to the clerk at 2:46am.

Since you listen to the Banana, there is a 73 percent chance you're an alcoholic.  And if you're an alcoholic, you want all of your drinks poured strong.  Check out how the bartender hooks up this booze hound.