2012 Election Debate: Douche Or Turd?
Every four years, something amazing happens in America. We, as a people are given the right to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich. Make your decision wisely America.
Every four years, something amazing happens in America. We, as a people are given the right to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich. Make your decision wisely America.
The Summer Olympics are almost upon us, which usually means a ton of hot asses on the volleyball sand. This year however, female volleyball players are being given the option to dress in more conservative clothing, which is terrible news for everybody. Luckily though, the US Volleyball team has vowed to stay in their bikinis, giving you another reason to be proud of being an American.
I can't imagine what goes through the mind of someone when they see a loved one home from over seas. We have posted a few of these "surprise videos" and to me they never get old. The relief and joy is apparent in all of them. This one is no exception. A man returns home to find his son in law back from Kuwait. I love how high the surprised guy's voice gets!
Vassar native, family man, and national hero, Army Sgt. Travis Mills is back on American land, and recovering at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, after losing all four of his limbs in a IED explosion in Afghanistan. Two charities have started construction on a custom built home, to help Mills and his family with the challenges they will face.
No, I'm not tearing up. I'm just cutting some onions. And it's dusty. And I have allergies. It's not that this is one of the most heartwarming, touching reunion videos I've ever seen. Not at all.
You could give me 3 minutes, full use of both of my hands, and a beer bong, and maybe I'd be able to compete with this dude. Watch him dominate 3 unopened bottles of Bud in under 60 seconds with out using his hands.
They don't pay me to talk about politics here at the Banana, and I'm really not smart enough to anyway. But when I saw this video showing statements from Presidents Obama and Reagan regarding taxing the richest Americans, I figured I would share.