Assault with a deadly weapon and rape are never jokes, but in this case, they are strange as hell. Check out the story of a Romanian taxi driver and his Angelina Jolie look alike assailant.
Some perv on YouTube put this video together, I applaud him for his efforts. It brings up a very good question, who is hotter, Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie? This is probably one of the world's greatest mysteries. Who do you think is hotter? Vote after the jump.