Birds freak me the eff out! I have been chased by geese, attacked by chickens and trust me - it was scary as hell. My mom was attacked so badly by a rooster when I was a kid, that when my dad got home, he chopped its head off. Not kidding.
I guess I know now what Chris Monroe is doing on his vacation, dressing like a deer and stealing cigarettes! Actually this really did happen. A buck attacked two dudes in Texas, then jumped in a truck and grabbed their smokes!
Charla Nash was attacked by a chimpanzee nearly three years ago at a friends home in Connecticut. The chimp ripped off Nash's nose, lips, eyelids and hands before being killed by police. Charla is permanently blind as a result of the attack as well.
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