Bird

Bird Crashes Through Airplane Window [VIDEO]
This is why I will never get in a small plane like this.  Watch as this bird crashes right into the cockpit and nearly takes out the pilot.  Despite being injured, he was still able to land the plane safely.  I declare open season on seagulls.
Parrot Imitates the Noises of Having Sex [VIDEO]
I've never had a pet parrot before, but it's pretty common knowledge that they'll imitate pretty much whatever they hear. Even the sounds of sweet passionate love making, which apparently this bird has witnessed a lot of. Check out this horn-ball bird.