Cats

I have been told that cats do not like taking baths. So that raises the question of how to clean your pussy? I think I have found the answer -with a vacuum cleaner silly!

Let me start off with saying I like cats, let me re-phrase that, I like my cat but not as much as these drunk dudes. Watch as these guys get sloppy drunk and talk about their cats. I think if a guy has more than two cats, it starts to get kind of weird.

This is 13 seconds of of cuteness right here, watch as this cat takes a beer can and not only drinks it but uses it's back paws to tip up the can and finish it. That's one cool ass cat.

My cat sleeps in some pretty goofy ass positions but this cat really just looks dead while sleeping. Watch as this cat just lays flat on his back, living the good life.

Nearly a dozen cats were dumped outside of Agape Church of God in Christ in Flint this past Monday night. When Minister Anthony Mull arrived to the church, he noticed several cats roaming around and even spotted one dead cat. Mull checked security footage from outside cameras and you won't believe what he saw.

This is a bizarre story about some kittens that get accidentally boxed up with some fiberglass/computer equipment and then get shipped over 100 miles in a semi-truck. These kittens arrived with their umbilical cord still attached. The assumption is that the mother cat put them in the box believing it was a safe place.

Most cats just simply make a mess and walk away, that's not case with Willie. This cat pulls all of the toilet off the roll and funny enough, rolls it right back on. I know I'm going to take some crap for posting a cat video but what can I say, I'm a cat person...only if it's my cat though.

I'm not really a cat person, and by no means am I the type to watch a ton of cat videos.  However, I AM the type of person that likes watching people (and in this case animals) fall down, so I made an exception in this case.  This video cracks me up every time I watch it.  Check out these hilarious clumsy cats bite the dust as they attempt basic everyday feline moves.

I did not know what 'Pop Chips' were before I watched this video. Apparently Pop Chips are a super food for pop star Katy Perry. Say goodbye to your Lays and Pringles, there is a new potato chip in town! Katy and her crime fighting pussy cat friends have all the details.

Merry Christmas/Hanukkah! Between this video and DMX singing 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,' we're pretty much full-up on holiday cheer. It's legendary party animal Andrew WK and internet cat celebrity Lil Bub, together at last! WHAT?!

Partly cloudy with a chance of pussy? Doesn't sound like a bad weather forecast I guess. I can't understand a word this weather man on Univision is saying, but I can clearly see a cat prance onto the screen.

You might take the democratic process very seriously, but not everybody is on your side. Specifically the 6,000 or so people who wrote in a cat for US Senator of Virginia. The cat came in third place.