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Chuck Norris Kicks The Avengers Asses

Fantone — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 23:27:21 +0000

Let’s face the facts, the Chuck Norris jokes got old. But luckily, they got old a while ago, so now they are back and better than ever. Check out this video of Chuck Norris kicking the Avengers asses. I know Chuck Norris has kind of become a joke, but the dude is a legit bad [...]

20 Awesome Names for 'Chuck Norris: The Movie' [VIDEO]

Danny Gallagher — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:48:24 +0000

Chuck Norris is many things: a kickboxer, a martial arts master, a conservative pundit, an author, a beard wrangler, a face puncher, a small town sheriff and (above all else) a lover. He’s also, and we were quite surprised to learn this, an actor after someone took the time to create the ultimate Chuck Norris [...]

Chuck Norris Plays Super Mario Brothers

Fantone — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:11:24 +0000

The Chuck Norris jokes have been such a dead horse beating, that they’ve come back around to being funny. Check out the 8 bit version of Chuck Norris, spin kicks and beard included! You’ve seen him in Walker: Texas Ranger, Sidekicks, and on the Total Gym infomercial. Now you can see him in Mario’s [...]

This Is How Chuck Norris Would Play Super Mario Bros.

Mithun Divakaran — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:34:58 +0000

If you grew up in the 1980s, chances are you know how the first level of Super Mario Bros. is played. That first level is etched into the heads of every video gamer, whether you played it on the original NES or not. Now imagine how that first level would have played out had it been martial arts legend Chuck Norris in the game, instead of the Italian plumber we all know and love.

Chuck Norris Joins The Cast Of 'The Expendables' Sequel

Tree Riddle — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:11:22 +0000

Sylvester Stallone revitalized the spirit of 80's action films with the first star-studded outing of 'The Expendables'. The sequel promises to be the single greatest action film of all-time, and I was saying that before the two latest additions to the cast: Chuck Norris and John Travolta.

Chuck Norris Crowned Hollywood's Worst Reviewed Movie Star [VIDEO]

Tree Riddle — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 22:41:06 +0000

In a recent study conducted by Slate Magazine superhuman ass-kicker Chuck Norris was found to be the worst reviewed actor. In a related story; everyone at Slate magazine was roundhouse kicked to death last night. The results of the study were found by analyzing the worst rated films on Rotten Tomatoesand a number of other factors. They [...]