Crab

Get crabs and sing a song.

Christ on a cracker you can find anything on the internet. It is a good thing this incident was recorded, because if someone just told me this story with no visual proof - I would not believe it. Watch as a crab at restaurant in Brazil, appears to be fighting for its life with a knife! Clearly this bitch is nobody's crab cake!

Reason #458 to hate crabs, they steal beer! At least this one does! I can't tell for sure if there is actually any beer left in the bottle, either way I am impressed with the strength of this crab!