Crime

First things first, a man saying no to sex?  I did not believe this story until I saw the woman's picture.  Melissa Minarsich of Iowa attacked her boyfriend because he would not have sex with her. The incident was so heated, cops were involved. Her exact words to officers were, quote: "All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?"

I don't really remember what I ever brought to show and tell, but I sure as hell know it was not a crack pipe.  A Missouri kindergarten student did however bring a crack pipe and meth to show his fellow classmates. It is probably a safe bet that the kids had no idea what it was, but his teacher sure did...

I have heard of back up pu**y, but this is ridiculous.  A New Jersey man is behind bars after police found close to 20 dead cats neatly wrapped in plastic in his freezer.  You should know, he does NOT live in a Chinese restaurant.

If this woman was praying for penis, her prayers were answered!  Leroy Jamison (29), is accused of exposing himself to a 64 year old woman who was praying in a Long Island Church.  Traditionally in a  catholic church you will hear the words "peace be with you", maybe this idiot thought it was "penis be with you".

"Two Men & A Dead Guy", that should be a TV show!  Two Denver men are accused of taking the body of their dead friend and his wallet on a wild night of fun! It is not clear how the guy died and the two men are not being charged with his death.  However, they will be charged with identity theft and criminal impersonation.

Mike Tyson has nothing on this guy!  A California man is accused of biting the eyebrow off of another mans face during a fight at a house party.   However, Luis Miguel Aguilar did not bite off more than he could chew.  After biting off the guys eyebrow, he chewed it up and then spit it back out!

If I went around punching everyone that called me a name I did not like, I would of hit a lot of people by now.  On a daily basis I am greeted with a "Hello Bitch!" from Chris Monroe.  Doesn't bother me at all. That can't be said for this particular Florida woman.  Deborah Frances Benafield came unglued when her fiance called her "Debbie Cakes".  Benafield's fiance, a 23 year o

You are probably not allowed to beat the meat at Walmart and heads up, you should not eat it inside the store either.  Scott T. Shover (53) of Pennsylvania was caught shoving raw beef stew and raw ground beef into his mouth right inside the store!

Wow, and you thought your roommate was a dick.  32 Year old Chasety Reynolds of California is accused of dousing her roommate in gasoline, setting her on fire and according to ABC Local, watching her burn.

First of all, who has a million dollar check laying around for someone to steal?  Dion Franklin of Detroit is accused of stealing a check in the amount of 955 thousand dollar tax refund out of a woman's mailbox.  Second of all who gets a refund check for that amount?  Holy sh**!

It looked like it actually rained marijuana on a city street in San Jose, California.  Numerous bags of pot were scattered up and down an intersection, absolutely free for the taking!  Obviously it did not fall from the sky, the weed fell out of a truck that was involved in an accident.

You hear people all the time say things like "Man, that cop screwed me" or "I got screwed on a speeding ticket" but of course they do not mean literally "screwed" as in sex.  Well, there is a first time for everything!