I guess this is what you call a real "hands on teacher". An Illinois math teacher was literally caught masturbating in class by a student. It is not likely he will beat the charges.
Paul A LaDuke (75) allegedly put an apron on, pulled his pants down to his waist and went to town on himself behind a podium according to My Fox Chicago. Am I the only one who finds it odd that he put an apron on? This was an algebra class, not home economics.