September 19, 2011 I have heard of back up pu**y, but this is ridiculous. A New Jersey man is behind bars after police found close to 20 dead cats neatly wrapped in plastic in his freezer. You should know, he does NOT live in a Chinese restaurant.
September 19, 2011 If this woman was praying for penis, her prayers were answered! Leroy Jamison (29), is accused of exposing himself to a 64 year old woman who was praying in a Long Island Church. Traditionally in a catholic church you will hear the words "peace be with you", maybe this idiot thought it was "penis be with you".
September 16, 2011 "Two Men & A Dead Guy", that should be a TV show! Two Denver men are accused of taking the body of their dead friend and his wallet on a wild night of fun! It is not clear how the guy died and the two men are not being charged with his death. However, they will be charged with identity theft and criminal impersonation.
September 15, 2011
September 15, 2011 If I went around punching everyone that called me a name I did not like, I would of hit a lot of people by now. On a daily basis I am greeted with a "Hello Bitch!" from Chris Monroe. Doesn't bother me at all.
That can't be said for this particular Florida woman. Deborah Frances Benafield came unglued when her fiance called her "Debbie Cakes". Benafield's fiance, a 23 year old woman, was hit in the head four times by her lover. Wow! Over "Debbie Cakes"? I might hit someone FOR eating my last actual Little Debbie Cake, but never for calling me one!
September 14, 2011 You are probably not allowed to beat the meat at Walmart and heads up, you should not eat it inside the store either. Scott T. Shover (53) of Pennsylvania was caught shoving raw beef stew and raw ground beef into his mouth right inside the store!
September 8, 2011
September 2, 2011 First of all, who has a million dollar check laying around for someone to steal? Dion Franklin of Detroit is accused of stealing a check in the amount of 955 thousand dollar tax refund out of a woman's mailbox. Second of all who gets a refund check for that amount? Holy sh**!
September 2, 2011
It looked like it actually rained marijuana on a city street in San Jose, California. Numerous bags of pot were scattered up and down an intersection, absolutely free for the taking! Obviously it did not fall from the sky, the weed fell out of a truck that was involved in an accident.
September 1, 2011 You hear people all the time say things like "Man, that cop screwed me" or "I got screwed on a speeding ticket" but of course they do not mean literally "screwed" as in sex. Well, there is a first time for everything!
August 30, 2011 Apparently blow up dolls are out and swim rafts are the new "it" girl! A man was recently arrested for public indecency when his neighbor witnessed him having sex with a pink swim raft. Where did he put his penis? In the blow up part? Did he put it in with tweezers?
Edwin Charles Tobergta (32) was arrested at his home this past Sunday for the lewd act
August 30, 2011 Surprisingly enough, this story is not about Chrissy Monroe! A Pennsylvania man was busted after he allegedly tried to steal some ribs by shoving the meat down his pants.
