August 25, 2011 This is beyond weird. Police in Ohio are on the look out for a man and an expensive sex toy. According to police, this was no accident. The man purposely drove a stolen semi truck into the adult store to steal this particular sex toy.
August 24, 2011
August 24, 2011 So much for our theory of "A Family That Drinks Together Stays Together".
A Nebraska man is recovering after a late night family party ended with a full beer can being thrown at his head. The 43 year old needed four staples to close the wound.
August 22, 2011 I love to play jokes on people at work. I have been known to "email bomb" people, which is jumping on a co-workers computer and sending emails to other people in the building. I have also played jokes with packzi's, paged fake intercom announcements, the list goes on and on.
However, I have never tried to poison anyone I work with (except Chris Monroe). A Virginia woman is in big trouble after she was recently caught poisoning her co-workers' drinks with Visine.
There are just some plain dumb people in the world -- Keyona Davis, 23 -- was babysitting an 8-month-old child when she thought it was a good idea to put the baby, sitting in a stroller, in the back of a moving pick-up truck on August 17th, according to the Smoking Gun. After numerous 911 calls, the vehicle was pulled over and Davis was arrested. Find out more after the jump.
August 11, 2011 I know that people get excited over saving money, but this is ri-dick-ulous! A Louisiana man was recently arrested for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his junk exposed.
This clown had no shame in telling officers that being at a Walmart get's him excited.
August 9, 2011 Let the hillbilly jokes begin! A Kentucky man was living in his trunk for 2 days in the parking lot of an Office Depot.
Authorities are not sure why he decided to live in the trunk, but he appeared to be drunk when approached by police. Shocking!
August 8, 2011 This sounds like an escape that only Houdini could pull off!
A handcuffed teen attempted to escape police by jumping into a river wearing handcuffs.
Obviously this clown did not get far.
August 5, 2011 This is the second story I have written about someone hiding inside a porta potty.
The first guy was just a perv. This time the guy is just a complete dumb ass.
August 4, 2011 Is there such a thing as an honest thief? This clown may be the first.
A Utah man is in trouble after he told a 7 Eleven employee he was going to steal beer, grabbed the beer and then told the clerk where to send police to get him.
WTF? I think that he was doing it wrong.
August 4, 2011 I doubt that Colonel Sanders has risen from the dead to steal bikes. As far as Ashton Kutcher goes, I don't even think he knows how to ride one.
Residents in a condominium complex in California believe two thieves that resemble Sanders and Kutcher are stealing bikes.
August 3, 2011 How does that saying go? Where there is smoke there is stabbing?
A fight over cigarettes at an assisted living facility ended with one person being stabbed to death.
Damn! Was Chris Monroe involved? I did not think anyone loved cigarettes more than he does.
