Crime - Page 7

If I went around punching everyone that called me a name I did not like, I would of hit a lot of people by now.  On a daily basis I am greeted with a "Hello Bitch!" from Chris Monroe.  Doesn't bother me at all.

That can't be said for this particular Florida woman.  Deborah Frances Benafield came unglued when her fiance called her "Debbie Cakes".  Benafield's fiance, a 23 year old woman, was hit in the head four times by her lover.  Wow!  Over "Debbie Cakes"?  I might hit someone FOR eating my last actual Little Debbie Cake, but never for calling me one!

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You are probably not allowed to beat the meat at Walmart and heads up, you should not eat it inside the store either.  Scott T. Shover (53) of Pennsylvania was caught shoving raw beef stew and raw ground beef into his mouth right inside the store!

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Wow, and you thought your roommate was a dick.  32 Year old Chasety Reynolds of California is accused of dousing her roommate in gasoline, setting her on fire and according to ABC Local, watching her burn.

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First of all, who has a million dollar check laying around for someone to steal?  Dion Franklin of Detroit is accused of stealing a check in the amount of 955 thousand dollar tax refund out of a woman's mailbox.  Second of all who gets a refund check for that amount?  Holy sh**!

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It looked like it actually rained marijuana on a city street in San Jose, California.  Numerous bags of pot were scattered up and down an intersection, absolutely free for the taking!  Obviously it did not fall from the sky, the weed fell out of a truck that was involved in an accident.

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You hear people all the time say things like "Man, that cop screwed me" or "I got screwed on a speeding ticket" but of course they do not mean literally "screwed" as in sex.  Well, there is a first time for everything!

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Apparently blow up dolls are out and swim rafts are the new "it" girl!  A man was recently arrested for public indecency when his neighbor witnessed him having sex with a pink swim raft...

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Surprisingly enough, this story is not about Chrissy Monroe!  A Pennsylvania man was busted after he allegedly tried to steal some ribs by shoving the meat down his pants. 

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Not even being related to the president can get you out of a DUI.  President Obama's uncle was arrested last Wednesday night for drunk driving.  It gets worse, there are rumors that he is in the United States illegally.

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Truly a shi**y situation.  An Ohio man broke into the home of his ex-wife, threw some of her ID cards into the toilet and crapped all over them.  The woman found him sitting right on her toilet.

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A Nebraska woman is accused of allegedly giving her 12 year old daughter mushrooms.  I am talking magic mushrooms.  The so called mother apparently grew the hallucinogenic mushrooms with her husband and they claim their daughter wanted to try them.

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What is the line in wedding vows?  Until death do us part?  How about until jail do us part?

A Pennsylvania couple spent some time in the slammer after allegedly attempting to steal $1000 worth of food for their wedding reception.  Sounds like it would of been one hell of a party if they did not get caught!

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