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Death Metal Cat Drummer
April 27, 2012 After porn, cats run the internet. Now it looks like felines are on their way to ruling music, as this cat goes all death metal on this cover.
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Death Metal Grandparents
August 17, 2011 This is what I imagine Tony and Maggie to be in 40 years. A little crazy and still making news. I'm not entirely sure how this came to be but somewhere there is a grandchild that just got cut out of the will. I wouldn't even call that moshing, more being possessed with a splash of osteoporosis. I think we will try and get them to Dirt Fest next year.
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Death Metal Baby [VIDEO]
March 28, 2011 Personally, I have no idea how to shut a baby up. That's why my girlfriend takes Plan B pills like they are Flintstone Vitamins. But apparently, some babies are only calmed by metal.
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Death Metal Parrot [VIDEO]
March 25, 2011 Dude, this bird would kill anybody in the Cockfight! We should see if we can get him at The Machine Shop!
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Rebecca Black Metal Friday [VIDEO]
March 21, 2011 So you've probably seen Rebecca Black somewhere in media over the past 2 weeks. She's the teenage girl who had her rich parents hire a company to make her a pop star. The result is her single "Friday", which is the worst thing to happen since bad things started happening. Here is the death metal version.