drunk

How many of your friends ended up like this over the holiday weekend? This guy is so drunk he doesn't even realize that it's not his car. The comedians even had to show him the license plate to prove it to him. When that didn't work, they even spelled out the name of the car for him.

This obnoxious rich kid doesn't like his super drunk friend being filmed. As this guy is trying to film the drunk idiot falling over, his friend tries to stop the guy with the camera. To top it all off, the drunk punk makes the awesome claims of "my dad owns half of Manhattan," and "you think I don't own the cops?" Someone needs to punch him in the face.

This first thing that I would do if I saw an alligator in the road is get my drunk ass out of my vehicle and try to pull it off the road...well, maybe not. This drunk tool did exactly that and ended up needing 80 stitches.

I am not sure if this guy said 'He will not be a vacuum or evacuated'? Watch as Tracy, who appears to have a good glow on, is interviewed by a local news channel in Omaha. The area has recently been hit by severe storms and it appears Tracy has decided to drink his way through the severe weather!

I haven't had the spins in a very long time but when I do get them, it's a horrible feeling. I never really thought about why I got them aside from just being hammered. There's actually a little more to it than that. Here's the reason why and a few theories that could help get rid of the spins.

Unless you're a kid, you have no reason to mess with a mascot. It's a losing battle. The crowd will always take the mascot's side. Watch as this douche rips of the mascots head and then gets exactly what he deserves.

Drinking and driving is never a good idea, but it is certainly not as imbecilic as posting a half-drunken status update to the social media about how you scammed a court ordered breathalyzer for your probation officer to read.

A very long time ago I passed out outside in a snowbank with no coat, that was really more dangerous than funny (at least at the time). They way this guy passes is down right hilarious. I think a visit to the chiropractor will be much needed when he wakes up.

This is why the world can't have nice things.  Here is an eight year old drunk off his ass from an 18-pack that his Aunt gave him.  I'm not sure what the laws are in New Zealand but his parental figures don't seem to have a problem with this.  What do you think?

There is always one at every game.  The super fan that just has way too much to drink and graces everyone with his stupidity.  It's good to see that we as sports fans are starting to keep the video cameras running more ofter.  Enjoy the idiocy.

Yep, even in Canada where everything is laidback compared to here in the U.S. they still have their share of unruly people when the suds start flowin'. And just like here in the states when drunk people get out of hand and have a run-in with the cops, they get tazed...

Running on a treadmill drunk, we've all done it and it always ends badly. This clip is no exception. At a party in what looks like someones basement a drunk college kid decides to do a little jogging, or if your from Sweden yogging,  and is taken out by one of his friends who tried to join him on the trek...