drunk

This is one bouncer I would not want to run into.  For some reason, the drunk guy thought it would be a good idea to try and fight him.  There were a few punches exchanged before the bouncer had enough.  He just picked him up and bounced his head off the sidewalk.

Seems like a rather small quantity for a Canadian to do something as outlandish as that. Even with the U.S./Canadian beer conversion rate added in that's still only like a 12 pack. Guess they don't make 'em like they use to anymore up there in the great white north.

Ever watch a band and wish you could control how many beers they drink and how drunk they get? Well now you can with this killer interactive video, just click the beers intake at the top of the video screen and let the band drunkness begin. Now I just need to try this while I'm getting drunk.

If you're gonna go out, go out with a drunken bang! BBC radio jock Paula White sounded super drunk during her last day on the air and was kicked off the air after these drunk ramblings.

This guy is totally hammered drunk as news crews interview him about some explosion and a fire that took place. This drunk dude has a lot to say about it, I don't really know what he's saying but he says  lot. "Boom, I friggin' heard it!"

Plenty of people gathered to watch, and apparently video tape, as a drunken Chinese man somehow ended up hanging from a set of power lines in Northern China. And despite being completely housed this guy seems to have a bit of a clue that he's in a situation that may be a little more than problematic.

Man, this chick really reminds me of Maggie Meadows. It's not because she goes tumbling down a hill or that she has a nice rack. It's because when Maggie gets drunk, I now realize she's not slurring, she's speaking Russian! This woman sounds just like Maggie after a few dozen cocktails.

This is an idea I can get behind.  Apparently this guy had a few too many complimentary beverages and became an ahole.  I think the people on the aircraft reacted perfectly.  I may train the new interns to do this to Maggie when they drive her home after a night out.

This guy is a drunken train wreck of a man that is going to wake up with a major headache after falling and slamming his head into a sign. All this after a police officer tells him to walk nine steps and for him, that is way too much.

I would have to say that, more than likely, even if this guy was sober, he would have taken a nose dive. You gotta admit, this guy's fall is really graceful.

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.

As a kid, I'm sure everybody tried to go the wrong way on an escalator, but quickly gave up, realizing it's a pointless exercise.  Drunk people aren't quitters though, just check out this cocked British dude fight the current.