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This is another classic drunk moment. This dude is so hammered that he doesn't realize that he's trying to enter a porta potty from the wrong side of it. He works really hard at it for awhile and just can't figure it out. Hell, even after a bunch of people come up and point out that the door is on the other side, he is still clueless.

Holy Crap!  I love when drunk fans decide to take the chances and run onto the field.  This guy however didn't realize that Bill Goldberg was on of the security guards in the outfield.  That had to hurt.  He makes it about 25 feet before the security guard just destroys him.  Definitely a thing of beauty!  For those of you that went on the Detroit Tigers Tailgate Bus Trip...THANK YOU for not doing

I think we found our dumb drunk of the day. Keys in the ignition and the car running, I think you can still get a DUI for this, right? This dude had to be so messed up!! It's a good thing that he was too drunk to put the car in drive. Then again maybe in his drunken mind he thought he was racing someone, with the roar of that engine, I'm going with that theory. What a tool!

Either this guy was really drunk or he is related to Chuck Norris.  You know those cops felt like bitches when their tasers and billy clubs weren't working.  And of course, what do drunk baseball fans do when they're not sure what to say?  Yep, chant "USA" for no reason!

Imagine you're passed out after a heavy night of drinking and then all of a sudden...BOOM!!!! You just got a power punch of pubes blasted into your face with a potato gun. It's nice to know you have great friends by your side.

I'm not the best when it comes to parallel parking, this drunk guy is really bad. Make sure what you watch the grand finale of this video, it's an entertaining walk down a flight of stairs. Kids, don't drink and drive...or drink and walk down stairs.

Every night we know where to find good ol' Chris Monroe, the bar. Well here's how long ago he started drinking and driving. Video taken circa 1988.

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This dude is so hammered that he doesn't even realize he's eating a napkin. Thank God, the guy in the booth next to him caught all the action.

I remember the first time I had a beer.

I think Chris Monroe was a little intoxicated the other night, but didn't want to stop drinking. Well, he decided to be responsible and call for a ride. We have video proof.