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Just when you think the state of the criminal mind in Michigan can’t get any weirder, some weirdo wearing panda costume holds up a convenience store. That’s right… Michigan police say a lunatic walked into a gas station last Friday, under the guise of a friendly panda, and robbed the place while the clerk was in the crapper...

Michigan police were involved in a slow-speed chase over the weekend that resulted in the arrest of a high Southfield woman. Yes, we said slow-speed chase. Reports indicate that several witnesses spotted a woman driving erratically along Interstate 96 on Saturday evening and called police...

A Michigan man recently held up a female teller outside a bank while she restocked the ATM machine, just so that he could afford to buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend – who also worked at the bank.