dumb criminals

A Michigan man who passed off a bag of dirty socks for marijuana received word earlier last week that he must serve time in prison.

As a rule, it is always best to empty your pockets before walking into a government building. Otherwise, you could end up like this poor sap. Michigan police say a man showed up at a local police station over the weekend to get a friend out of jail, but ended up in a cell next to him after pulling out a bag of cocaine while paying his bail.

Now, this is what we call a high-speed pursuit. A man running from the law through Ohio and Michigan ended up crashing his vehicle before law enforcement could catch him. However, that did not stop him getting a few bong hits in before he was taken into custody.