Elephants

Everyone loves the circus, right? Wrong, everyone does not and clearly these three elephants do not either. Patrons of the Moolah Shrine Circus in St. Charles, Missouri were stunned when three spooked elephants ran through the parking lot, damaging several cars.

Why this elephant did not stomp this clown is beyond me. Watch as an alleged drunk tourist taunts an elephant at Kruger National Park in Africa. What a dope!

When you go to the zoo, you have got to be prepared for anything.  Animals could break out of their cages, booger eating kids could totally ruin your trip or an elephant could throw a trunk-full of crap water all over you.

I never understand why people mess with animals.  Especially wild animals, that are friggin elephants.  But for some reason or another, this dude thinks it's a good idea to mess with an elephant while it was eating.  Dude is lucky he's not dead.