Fail

Get ready to feel like an old grandparent. These kids were given a Walkman and a cassette to try and use. Apparently, that was a tough task than they had hoped for. Growing up I don't remember this being that difficult at all. So that brings us to two things. First, we are old. Second, kids today have no problem solving abilities.

Thieves are getting lazy nowadays. Isn't knowing your escape route the first lesson of "robbery 101?" This lady gets caught shoplifting as starts to make a run for it. In her panic to flee she totally forgets how a revolving glass door works. While running full bore, she slams right into the door face first.

The alcohol is winning again. This guy though it would be a good idea to go upstairs and play beer pong. After drunkenly climbing over the edge, with the ball in his mouth, he hangs there for a minute and drops. As you can imagine, it didn't go the way he wanted it to.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that this would happen. At some outback bachelor party, this dude was getting a lap dance on the patio. As this dancer was trying to be sexy, she underestimated the durability of the plastic chair. As she jumped on this guy the chair gave out and they went down.

It's good to keep seeing people standing up for others. This guy was just minding his own business when he saw a segway theft. Instead of doing nothing, he was able to trip the crook and catch up to keep him from getting away. Side note, I really want to try one of those segway boards.

The temperature is beginning to chance and winter is right around the corner. That means we will start to see a lot of videos of people doing stupid stuff on the ice. This dad is no exception. Sure he thought ahead and put a mattress on top of the ice, but what did he think was going to happen. After a terrible jump, he cracks his head really hard on the ice.

I've had some great mac 'n cheese in my life, but not great enough to act like this. This kid walked into the restaurant with an open beer and was then refused service. Even after the manager explained why he was being denied service, the 19-year-old still acted like a jerk. Finally after pushing the manager and being taken down, he was arrested.

Little kids have a problem understanding the simple things in life. These little guys decide to fire their airsoft gun at a camera from point blank range. While showing people "what dying feels like," they shatter the lens. Once the realize what happened, one of the kids loses it.

There are two things I love about country chicks. First, they are normally pretty hot. Second, you can get them to do just about any stupid stunt for the right amount of beer. This chick, I'm sure after a few PBR's, was talked into trying to slide in the mud. Let's just say her skills and comprehension of physics and gravity kept her from success.

This has to be the dumbest criminal I've seen in a long time. While browsing the shelves, this guy finds something that he wants. After grabbing the item, the moron looks around and then starts shoving the item in his bag. Obviously he didn't look hard enough because the shopkeeper was watching him the whole time.

Football season is truly the most wonderful time of the year for a lot of people. Tailgating, beer and fan fails go hand in hand! Here is the first of many football themed fails we will see this season. Check out this clown. The Buffalo Bills fan drinks beer from a bat, spins around and face plants a bus! Go team!

In this "Expectation Vs. Reality" meme come to life, a woman learns that you can't pull a "Dirty Dancing" without the Swayz-dog.