Fights

This is what happens when you are raised on vodka.  It doesn't take you much to go crazy like this.  I wish I knew what they were saying but it's entertaining anyway.  I think the guy that jumped out of his car got what was coming to him.  I think the bat to the leg will make him think twice about going after someone.

Some fights just never end.  I'm sure there are some people from my past that would still want to punch me on the first chance available and I can think of more than one person I'd punch a decade later.  But 50 years is a long time to carry a grudge. Check out what happens when senior citizens have beef.

It amazes me how crazy some of these shoppers can be.  Here are a bunch of videos as to why I stay as far away from stores as possible on Black Friday!  Me personally, I'll pay the extra $20 to get the toy my kid wants if it keeps me from having to go toe to toe with some angry mother out there.  Enjoy the carnage after the jump!

The Lingerie Football League is still alive and punting. Hey, if the WNBA can survive, there is no reason women in their underwear playing football can’t find a niche audience. The LFL needs is a hook. Something to keep eyeballs glued to TVs when watching women run around in their unmentionables gets a little stale.

Since Maggie posted the video of three chicks beating up one dude, I decided to up the ante.   Chicks fighting in bikinis.  Summer is now gone and it's on to the cold weather so let's take one more good look at some angry bikini clad women.  I think we need more beaches around here!

This guy was apparently harassing some women until this security guard stepped into action. The point of this whole video is to point out how this guy actually thinks he kicked some ass, he feels so strongly about it that he even told news reporters this. But clearly after watching this, it's pretty damn obvious who did the ass kicking.

When it comes to sports fights, there seems to be 2 camps. One side saying "Thugs, Animals, and Bad Sports", the other side saying "Bad Ass". I love sports fights and this one is awesome.

What an embarrassing display of sportsmanship! Every time I see one of these brawls break out during a game it makes me sick. This one of course couldn't have happened at a worse time. I mean Vice President Joe Biden was there to watch Wednesday's game and all was smooth. Could you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if he there last night? Those officials sucked!

Athletes get into fights all the time.  Anytime you put a bunch of roid freaks around each other, it's going to happen.  Hell if you put roid freaks around old people, a fight is going to happen.  Check out the worst fight to ever happen in the world of sports.

I can't imagine what these old dudes are fighting about, must be some sexy 80 year old granny. The thing that really helps this video are all the funny sound effects and the fact that these guys can barley connect a punch. Watching this video of these two old guys is a lot like watching me fight, so sad.

Maybe the Pistons should try something like this...it might get some people to go to the games!

The biggest story coming out of the NFL this weekend has nothing to do with touchdowns, playoffs, or helmet to helmet contact.  All those things were over shadowed by Houston's Andre Johnson and Tennessee's Courtland Finnegan brawling on the field.