A Florida woman recently went above and beyond to save her dog. Lori Beiswenger was planting trees when an alligator attacked her dog and started to drag the pooch into a pond. As horrific as it may have been to watch, I would have done nothing. How do you stop an alligator? If you are this chick - you get in the water and start pulling its tail! WTF?
A bounce house took flight over the weekend in Florida. The scary part is there were three children inside at the time. The kids fell from the house and landed in sand. They were taken to the hospital and luckily all are okay. Christ on a cracker!
This is your brain, this is your brain on Flakka. Are you wondering WTF Flakka is? It is a drug with an amphetamine-like ingredient. It increases paranoia and gives the user a feeling of super human strength. Flakka may also cause streaking, at least it did to Matthew Kenney. His parents must be so proud.
So let me get this straight, a woman offered to get a cop off, if he let her off? Unfortunately for Beatrize Carrion-Moore, her offer was declined. Even better, the whole incident was caught on the deputy's dash cam. Wah wah!
A Florida teenager is making news for having the world's first penis reduction. Yes, you read that right - reduction! The unidentified 17-year-old has an average complained that his penis was too big for intercourse and he was unable to play sports due to its size.
This guy was definitely giving it his all. During his game over the weekend, running back Adam Lane Jr took one into the end zone for a touchdown. Right after the play, the cameras picked up on a bit of discoloration on the back of his pants.
Just because you may call your vagina a 'lady purse', does not mean you should keep things inside of it. April Rollison of Florida is dead after being arrested for drug possession. Rollison has a pipe and crack up her crotch at the time of the arrest and later ingested the drugs at a the hospital. I think she looks like Courtney Cox on drugs.
I wish this was a joke. A 43-year-old convicted sex offender recently won $3 million in the Florida lottery. Timothy Dale Poole who was charged with sexual battery on a 9-year-old is now a millionaire. Disgusting.
If two is better than one, then three of something has to better right? Wrong! A Florida woman had a third breast implanted to make herself "unattractive to men". I would say that could work, but what about 'breast men'? I am guessing guys that love boobies would love one more to play with. Or not?