Foot

It's not clear yet who the foot belongs to.

Spoiler alert, we are all going to die! Even you! Just how we will die is the question. I know one thing, I would hate to die with a foot up my ass. I don't know how I missed this story, so in case you did too - here it is.

I used to try to run my R.C. cars over everything when I was a kid. But I never thought about running it over or driving it into a person. Guess I just figured it wouldn't hurt that bad, so, whats the point? Well, now I wish I would have tried it, because apparently it does cause pain. Lots of it. And it's hilarious.

You could lose a lot of things at the beach; your wallet, your sunglasses even your virginity I suppose. Losing a shoe is also a good possibility. Losing your shoe with your foot still in it is not, until now.

Not only did this clown use a saw to cut his foot off, he then threw the severed foot into a furnace!  Why? To avoid a job. Good plan a-hole! MSNBC is reporting that hours prior to the cutting, unemployment officials were deciding if  Austrian Hans Url, 56, was physically fit for work.  I am guessing physically he could still work, it's his mental state that I would be worried about.

Holy crap this is crazy!