horror movies

Can you survive the horror?

Teddy bears are usually meant to be soft, cuddly, or provide comfort to children or those who may need it. This one, not so much. This one is straight up scary. I'm not referring to a creepy talking Teddy Ruxpin scary, I'm talking Walking Dead, post apocalyptic, frightening...

People dying is the whole point of a horror flick. But, what would it be like in a horror movie where no one gets killed, because all of the characters make good decisions and actually applied critical thinking skills?

Just in time for Halloween, a documentary about one of my favorite supernatural-themed 80's movies and it's many hidden meanings. Or, is this just a well done piece of satire that play's off the documentary of the classic horror film "The Shining" called "Room 237"?

Who ever though of this prank is a genius in my mind. As we see in this YouTube video some guy dressed up as Jason from the 'Friday the 13th' movies hangs out in random places and then as people pass by he comes out of the shadows and starts chasing after them with an actual chainsaw.

When you're a kid, you're scared of all kinds of dumb stuff, especially after watching horror movies where monsters climb out of the toilet. Thanks, 'Ghoulies II.'

Sometimes when a horror film has too many sequels, they mess up the details of the backstory. Case in point -- the Halloween franchise, particularly parts 4 - 7. Join us as we make fun of / explain the more ridiculous parts of Michael Myers' history.

The original 'Halloween' is heralded as a masterpiece of horror. Long story short, Michael Myers kills his sister on Halloween (hence, the title) and then grows up in a psych ward. On Halloween 16 years later, 21-year old Mikey escapes and returns to Haddonfield, Illinois to murder his now adopted sister, Laurie Strode...

Finally we get to 'Halloween H20,' only to learn Laurie Strode was alive all this time and had entered the witness protection program with her son. Wait a minute... she has a son! WTF? So she fakes her death, leaving behind one kid but not the other...

'Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers' gets pretty wacky. Jamie is in a home for troubled kids, is a mute and now shares a telepathic bond with Michael. Also, there's some guy with a wrist tattoo following everyone. I'll save you some time and say that Jamie and Doc Loomis live and Michael gets thrown in jail, only to be freed by the wrist tattoo guy...

Next is 'Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.' We don't know what the f--- they were thinking here. The movie is about Halloween, but has nothing to do with Michael Myers -- so we're skipping it (you should too). 'Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers' is badass...

Chainsaw, check. Dead skin mask, check. Screaming hot chicks, check. Yup, it looks like 'Texas Chainsaw 3D' is going to be just like every other 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' sequel/prequel/re-make... except for the 3D of course.