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Physicist Designs Machine To Remove Creme From Oreos

Chris Monroe — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:28:14 +0000

Fellas, rejoice! This is the machine we've been waiting for to help us ease the bitchyness of the menstruating broad we sleep next to. Check out the genius machine that takes the creme right out of an oreo. Here is the messed up part though, he did this to get rid of the creme, not eat it.

The Machine That Destroys Everything [VIDEO]

Fantone — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 23:22:24 +0000

When you’re getting rid of something, sometimes, throwing it way isn’t enough. Sometimes you need to grind it up, whether it’s tampons, insulation, or cantaloupes. At first I thought, “There is no way this machine can destroy everything”, but then I saw it destroy an army blanket and I thought “It can destroy everything”, [...]

Japanese Kissing Machine [VIDEO]

Fantone — Mon, 09 May 2011 23:57:09 +0000

The Japanese aren’t about to let a massive earthquake/tsunami hold them back when it comes to more realistic robot sex. Check out the Japanese Kissing Machine. I’m not surprised by this at all. I’m actually surprised it took them this long to come up with it. Japanese researchers have been developing a “Kissing Machine” to [...]