Talk about a not so special delivery! Paul Bennett, 45, of England recently pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and threatening with abusive behavior. This was the result of him attempting to put his package inside of a mailbox. When I say package, I mean his penis.
For centuries, men have been forced to hide their "self-congratulation" rituals in dark corners and behind closed doors. Now men can furiously masturbate in plain site with all the discretion of a hidden ninja assassin thanks to the Portable Masturbatorium.
Wheaties will keep you from beating your meaty. While not exactly true, Michigan physician Dr. John Harvey Kellogg did develop the famous breakfast cereal “Corn Flakes” while attempting to develop a diet that would prevent his patients from masturbating.
I am all for dropping prices, but dropping your pants in a Walmart bathroom and masturbating is a whole new kind of low! An Oklahoma man is accused of just that. If the woman that caught him has her way, there will be no happy ending for this clown.
If people having been coming to Jersey Joe's Pizzeria for years, this photo may stop them from coming now. Allegedly the man in this photo masturbating is the restaurant owner, Joe. Yep, right in the kitchen!
There's nothing sexier than a woman who reads. Unless of course she is reading and being pleasured at the same time. Check out this sexy nerd with her vibrator going as she reads from the literary classic 'American Psycho.'
Finally some technology that we can actually benefit from and just in time for the holidays. There's nothing worse then trying to rub one out when all of a sudden someone walks right in and catches you at that special moment. Well, those days are over! With this new robot software you can leave the …