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Michigan Lawmaker Is Spanking the Monkey Laws

Mike Adams — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:39:30 +0000

One Michigan lawmaker isn’t having any of your monkey business.

State Representative Andrew Kandrevas is own a seek and destroy mission to prevent Michigan residents from owning primates, a goal he has been fiendishly stroking ever since a young girl in his district was bitten by one of those mischievous critters several years ago.

Patient Cat Tolerates Cute Baby Gibbon

Emerald Catron — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:40:38 +0000

We commend this cat, whose patience is dangling by a thread. If cats can grind their teeth, then Chuck (named after her propensity for barfing) must be doing it for this whole video, as extremely playful (and handsy) baby gibbon APEril climbs all over her. That's an awfully brave simian, consider

Lab Tech Arrested After Being Found Drunk, With Monkeys, Semi-Nude

Maggie Meadows — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 19:00:10 +0000

32-year-old lab tech, Coley Oneal Mitchell was arrested for public drunkenness after being found almost naked with two monkeys in a locker room at Georgia Health Sciences University.

Ninja Monkey Shows Off His Skills

Fantone — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:26:39 +0000

At this point, it’s only a matter of time. Humans just take for granted that we are on top of the evolutionary ladder, while monkeys patiently observe and prepare. Now they are mastering martial arts, so we can’t even depend on ninjas to save mankind. A part of you thinks, “Awwww, look at that cute [...]

Monkey Riding A Mounain Goat Walking A Tight Rope

Fantone — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:56:21 +0000

I won’t lie, I’m pretty easy to amuse. I’d be impressed with a monkey riding a mountain goat, or a mountain goat walking a tight rope by themselves. But when you combine it all in one video, you’re talking about 4 of the best minutes of my life. I wonder h0w this act went [...]

Monkey With A Loaded AK-47

Fantone — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 23:19:45 +0000

New footage has leaked to internet coming from the war torn continent of Africa. Check out what happens when soldiers hand of a loaded weapon to a lesser primate. I’m not 100 percent sure this is real footage, but I like the idea of giving monkeys guns. I’m pretty sure they gave us AIDS, so [...]