It's almost 2011 and you're probably thinking to yourself, "I suck at life". And you might want to do something about that. And while I'm all for improving quality of life, put your ambitions on hold. You could probably use some more exercise, get a better job, spend more time with your family, and a whole bunch of other stuff too. I'm just telling you, don't try to achieve those goals in January, cuz you're gonna fail.