Penis

I do enjoy a good f-up! Watch as Fox Denver affiliate KDVR, accidentally airs a penis pic while covering the helicopter crash in Seattle yesterday.

I don't think these are going to catch on anytime soon this summer, but after seeing how much this one shreds, who knows, they just might.

An unidentified 18-year-old man was faced with the proposition of 'life or his penis?'. He chose life and now is in an Indiana hospital suffering from a box cutter cut to his penis.

Does your toaster have a warning label on it that reads 'Do Not Insert Penis'? Would you need to be told NOT to put your penis in a toaster? Common sense did not prevail in one Englishman's case, he did indeed put his penis inside of a toaster and it did get stuck!

'And in other news, there is a penis behind me.' For some reason a penis appears behind this news anchor head during a broadcast.

One Colombian politician learned a lesson about prescription drug abuse the hard way -- Ha! We just worked "hard" into a penis amputation story -- as doctors were forced to remove his skin-saber after he overdosed on everyone's favorite boner pill -- Viagra.

Is this a case of snake against snake? A 35-year-old unidentified Israeli man was on the toilet when a snake slithered up from inside the commode and bit his junk! I wonder if anyone sucked the venom out for him?

No guys like male spotting, it can be really embarrassing. Well now there's a solution because sometimes no how matter how much you jump and shake, a little pee still comes out. Honestly this beats the bulk of a full size diaper.

A 41-year-old man is recovering after an alarm went off at a middle school in Ypsilanti Township, Michigan. The police officers responding to the alarm found a man outside of the school screaming in pain because he had ripped off his own junk after taking some shrooms.

Watching someone getting bucked off a bull at a rodeo is common, hearing that a woman bit her husband's penis because he made her leave a rodeo early, is not.

I've always been a huge fan of Chuck Barkley, even more so after watching this video of him explaining why men should lose weight.  It's not for your health or your looks, it's for your junk.

I'm a really big fan of "Fight Club" and I thought I knew pretty much everything about it.  I've read the book, know all about the little hidden details of the movie and I thought i had seen all the deleted scenes.  I don't know how, but I missed one scene, the one with Brad Pitt and Edward Norton singing about penis.