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15 Kids Who'd Do Anything To Get Off Santa's Lap

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:40:38 +0000

One of the best parts about the holiday season is when Santa comes to town for a visit. Every single year, he makes his rounds to American shopping malls so little kids (and adults-- we’re guilty) can have an up-close-and-personal gift-begging session with the guy. The whole thing is pretty impressive if you think abo

Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn't Exist

Amanda Ferris — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:40:23 +0000

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

Santa Has a Beard Fail While Descending from Mall Ceiling

Donald Deane — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:25:27 +0000

In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.

Publisher Taking Away Santa's Pipe – Mr. Claus is No Longer A Smoker

Maggie Meadows — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 18:47:17 +0000

As if Christmas isn't a pain in the ass already, now Santa Claus can't even enjoy a smoke? The Publisher of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas', has omitted Santa's pipe from the classic Christmas tale. So much for the most wonderful time of the year!

Santa Vs. Jesus Rap Battle

Fantone — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:52:51 +0000

Okay, I get that we’re a rock station, but some beefs can only be settled by a rap battle. Check out Christmas’s icons finally decide once and for all, who rules Christmas. First and foremost, this video features a lot of very offensive language. Blasphemous would probably be a more accurate description. Second of [...]

It's OK To Like Christmas.

Fantone — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 01:41:33 +0000

I’ve been kind of disturbed this year with all the Christmas backlash. It seems most guys have put Christmas on the same level as crying in public and watching Glee. And that’s something I can’t stand for. Here are some tips for making things more manly this holiday season. Only sing really Manly Christmas songs- [...]

The Binge Before X-Mas Tonight!!!

Tony LaBrie — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 17:20:47 +0000

The Binge Before X-Mas is tonight at The Machine Shop with Pop Evil, Danko Jones and The Product. Hopefully you got your tickets, only a few left. Tonight will be a riot, complete with our drunk Santa, his elves and tons of X-Mas presents. The entire banana staff will be there, including the Free Beer [...]