Sausage

In an effort to satisfy all of their customers, Little Caesars will be testing out a new topping with Impossible Foods...meatless sausage.

If you have a Bob Evans sausage in your mouth right now - spit it out.

Back in January, our friends over at J. Deans Sausage & Jerky in Davison, suffered a horrible wakeup call. A fire caused their main location and processing center to close down.

Drunk people, sausage and a sword are not the best combination. Watch as a sword and sausage party trick turns into a complete disaster when a guy's nose gets sliced. Ugh. I warn you, the pic of the victim is graphic - as in gross!

Oh no they didn't! Some graduating students at Biglerville High School in Pennsylvania are upset over a dress code letter. The letter states that no one wants to look at "sausage rolls" and something about not being able to fit 10 pounds of mud into a 5 pound bag. WTF? Do they mean one size really doesn't fit all?

If you have not been to Frankenmuth in a while, or ever for that matter, this video may put you in the mood to go! I knew Frankemuth offered beer and chicken. But who knew they offered sausage too? Oh, apparently Chris 'Sausage King' Monroe knew!

It's nice working for a station named Banana because I know I can get away with wiener jokes. Watch this news chick get all flustered when talking about an upcoming sausage contest that she refers to as Pick-A-Dick.