Seal

At least we can all laugh before the robots take over. BAY-BAYYYY!

This attack caught on tape doesn't get much closer to people at all. While some tourists are checking out the old Alcatraz prison, a seal stops by to say hi. As the seal is swinging right near the dock and all of the people, a great white decided it was lunch time. Definitely a gruesome sight for the little kids.

Mega-hot supermodel Heidi Klum has finally caught up with the rest of us and realized she is way out of Seal's league -- the two recently announced that their marriage is headed for Splitsville.

I usually wouldn't post a video of a dude flopping around his pool shirtless, but this video is hilarious. I don't know if it's the impression or the guy I'm laughing at, but I lol'd pretty hard watching this.  I promise this is only video I'll ever post featuring fat hairy dudes making animal noises.