Finally a story I can relate to! No, I'm not hung like a horse but I have been known to pass out during sex before. The only difference, I don't fall off like this horse did. Normally I pass out looking like a dead rotting corpse. Awesome visual I know, I'm a real catch ladies. Rule #1 to avoid this...don't feed me shots!
Straight out of a porn, a couple are seen in downtown Darwin, Australia having sex on their balcony. This is taking the term 'public display of affection' a bit too far. The couple was being watched by city workers, passer-bys and possibly even their parents watched.
I still don't know what the big deal is about this chick but apparently people like watching her videos. Her voice is annoying and she takes way too long to get to the point of the video. However, some of the videos do actually make a point and some of them do make me laugh like this one. If I could have one wish in life it would be to administer the donkey punch of the century to her just so she would stop talking for one second. If she is too annoying just turn down the sound and enjoy the view.
Here's proof we are just like animals -- the internet is full of videos taken at zoos of animals pleasuring themselves. There's proof that 90% of people masturbate and the other 10% just don't tell anyone. I have compil
This is beyond weird. Police in Ohio are on the look out for a man and an expensive sex toy. According to police, this was no accident. The man purposely drove a stolen semi truck into the adult store to steal this particular sex toy.
T.V. is so much better everywhere else in the world. I have no idea what this show is about but to be honest, who cares. It seems like they just got a bunch of hot chicks together to do everyday things, like bowling. I am ok with this idea and I would tune in every week if I could! Also, the old man that is the host is now my new hero. I'll be doing my research on this show so be sure to check back for more videos - you're welcome!
This would be a much better video if she was the least bit attractive but I like her attitude. This is actually kind of fun........uh, from what I hear. It's very dangerous and we don't recommend this at all. It's kind of a thrill to cruise down I-475 at night in an '86 Astro van getting it on.........yea, from what I've been told. Just watch the video...
Grandpas are not what they used to be. You know the grandpa type; gives you a quarter, a piece of hard candy or maybe asks you to sit on his lap. Eugene Hickman of Florida is a special type of grandpa, he loves the family dog, or at least he's accused of loving the family dog too much. See how Grandpa Hickman loves the dog.
Most men are self-conscious about there ability to last all night long, while others "say" they can last for days. But the ladies tell us the truth, well maybe they don't tell us they tell their friends how incompetent we are. But here's a fool proof plan, move to Alaska in the summer, nights in Alaska are only three minutes long. Sure you still have to last the full three minutes, but hell that shouldn't be too hard (forgive the pun.) Funny or Die brings us this awesome music video on doing "it" all night long.
My parents never gave me the sex talk, they just ordered Cinamax when I was a kid. Everything turned out pretty well with me, so I have to assume that's the way to do it. But if you want to talk about sex with your kids, check out what these doctors and experts from the 60's have to say.
We all know Foursquare gives you and your friends new ways to explore your city, earn points and unlock badges for discovering new things. Hell with that, here at the Banana, we are all about F*#ksquare!!!
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