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Zane spent most of the day yesterday waging war on listeners who were emailing in to the show. There’s still a misconception that he’s staring at the webcam, when he is really just watching the TV that the webcam is mounted to. We went over a list of the top earning American Id

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We started the show with Purple Heart Matt being off to a rough start again. He just can not seem to master the simple tasks. Zane pointed out something pretty simple that Matt needed a hand with. A ridiculously expensive yacht has been built rec

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We started the morning by talking about the trailer for the new Planet of the Apes movie. The CG looks kinda crappy, considering the time we live in, but at least half of us still want to see the movie anyway. We checked out the news story of a 13

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Free Beer is going to meet Eli Gold during his college football duty.  We are all hoping for awkward if Eli remembers the Kurt Busch internview.  An old women decided to give the TSA a taste of

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We started the morning talking about how it appears as though privatized space travel is really taking off. There are a bunch of different private organizations that will soon be offering trips to space for private citizens for a ridiculous amount of money. We talked about a guy this morning whose dog just

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Joe and Steve are finally back after their week-long trip to Pamplona, Spain to run with the bulls! Early on the show this morning, we talked about some of the trouble that the interns and former interns had while filling in last week. It must have been a slow news weekend because all

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We’ll be doing the show live from Traverse City tomorrow, so we’ll be hitting the road after the show today. Hot Wings has been debating bringing the whole family along with him and is worried that he will get zero sleep tonight. Zane, of course, is 100% encouraging him to bring the whole gang along. Station Mayor Heinz’ email account must have been hacked. We’ve gotten about 1000 spam emails from him over the last couple of days. A Taco Bell was shut down and the hazmat team was called in because of a strange smell coming from a drink. Even after being closed for a few hours for hazmat inspection, there was still a line out the door and around the corner. That seemed like an indication that people may like fast food a bit too much.

We started the morning with our microphones sounding a bit off for the second day in a row. Nothing will be done about that. We’re broadcasting the show live from Traverse City, Michigan this weekend with Real Rock 105.1/95.5. We talked about whether or not afternoon guy Smitty would bring up more random conversation during the broadcast, like he did when we called in to his show a few weeks ago to promote the broadcast. We checked out a list of six household remedies from Real Simple magazine. We had gone over a few of these before and tried to guess whether or not they were real or not.

Free Beer played us the trailer for Saints Row: The Third this morning. The developers of the game have completely abandoned any sense of realism and you can now do damn near anything you want in the game. You can see the trailer in the Video Reel. A black college football player was kicked off of a flight for having saggy pants. A white guy in his mid 50′s was allowed to fly while wearing what is essentially lingerie. Both of the passengers were on US Airways flights, so they’re now feeling the pressure

Zane told us about the biggest news story of the last few days: the penguin who got lost and swam 2000 miles in the wrong direction and ended up in New Zealand. There’s lots of controversy now about whether he should be sent back to Antarctica or not. We had an update on the guy we talked about the other morning who robbed a bank because he could not afford the medical care he needed. It turns out he was eligible for free healthcare at a clinic just a few miles from his house! We were also updated on Ted Williams, the homeless man with the golden voice. He’s back in rehab and no one is surprised.

Zane checked out a magazine article that showed older celebrities in their bathing suits and talked about how great they looked. He disagreed with all but about 2 of them, saying that they actually looked just as old as they really were. A seventh generation Welenda is trying to legalize tight-rope walking across Niagara Falls. We talked about how tight-rope walking was only cool in the documentary Man on Wire, where the guy walked between the Twin Towers. Some guy walked in to a bank, claiming to have a backpack filled with anthrax and demanded money from the teller. It was later revealed that there was no anthrax in the bag, but human waste.

It’s summertime and that means that there’s a new bunch of deep fried crap that is popping up at state fairs. This year’s new delicacy: deep fried Kool Aid! Some guy has managed to make little nuggets from Kool Aid powder. They look a lot like donut holes. A drifter celebrated his 58th birthday recently by downing nearly 50 beers. He was arrested for urinating in public and when asked by police if he drank too many, he said that he probably had 5 beers too many! Producer Joe talked about some of his early wedding plans this morning, including the plan to have a ice shot luge! We then questioned him about his top draft picks for best man in the ceremony.

Zane started the morning telling us about how he realized this weekend that he is getting really old. He couldn’t handle hooking up his computer to the new-fangled internet and also had major issues with the plot points of the movie Inception. It’s good that he finally realized what we have known for years. We have a video posted in the Video Reel from inside of a top fuel dragster. The driver has a bit of an issue mid-track that seems like it would be terrifying! Be sure to check that one out.

Zane made a really great first impression on his new tenant in his house yesterday. The guy accidentally spilled some water on the carpet and Zane absolutely lost his mind. He hung up on the guy twice and was raging out on him for the rest of the day. We talked about how he should have his own reality show called “Eric Zane: American Landlord”. Free Beer went over a list of the characteristics that casting companies look for when casting reality shows. It turns out that Zane would be perfect!

Zane just recently moved in to his new house and he’s been telling us about all of the crap that made the move to the new place. Instead of going through everything before he moved, he got a dumpster at the new house and has just been throwing everything out! He has taken great joy in chopping it up with an ax before throwing it in the dumpster. Free Beer is not that impressed by the movie Green Lantern that comes out soon. Talking about this got us on the topic of other comic book movies and comic book nerds.