I've lived my whole life not knowing what was missing until I ate the new Sidewinder Fries from Starlite and now everything is different. I am complete.
I love Starlite! In fact, I ate there with my kids just hours before this late night brawl that had girls throwing napkin dispensers and sugar shakers at each other.
[UPDATED 10/6/15) Move over Honey Boo Boo child, the Starlite Diner & Coney Island in Burton might score its own reality TV show on TLC, the pilot for which will be filmed this week during the historic restaurant's third shift.