Suicide Girl

Lux — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Lux, a SuicideGirl from the Big Apple who says she’s not into pets you can’t play with and that she can’t keep up with her hobbies as they change every day. Luckily, staying hot seems to be one she doesn’t have a problem staying on top of.
Tarion — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Tarion, a South African SuicideGirl who lists world domination as her hobby. When this hottie isn’t plotting to take over the world, she’s busy fighting her addiction to lollipops and merry-go-rounds.
Zephyr and Porphyria — SuicideGirls of the Day
Meet Zephyr and Porphyria, two SuicideGirls from Ohio and New York, respectively. Zephyr says loud annoying sounds like ones you would hear when smashing your face against a synthesizer make her happy while Porphyria says it makes her sad when kittens become cats.
Areia — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Areia, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. This hottie may not know where she is, but she will cook you up something delicious in the kitchen, where she spends her time working as a chef.
Opaque — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Opaque, a SuicideGirl who seeks spiritual balance, healthy living and a nice slice of pie.
Name: Opaque
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Learner of lessons
Gets me hot: Death Valley
Most humbling moment: Looking into the sky...
Venom — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Venom, a 22-year-old Californian SuicideGirl who says her idea of a good time is to stay in and watch old movies on TV. Venom lists her occupation as being a professional human being.
Popcorn — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Popcorn, a French SuicideGirl who considers piglets to be her vice. At least that’s what Google Translator tells us. Google’s rough and somewhat hilarious translations to Popcorn’s answers are in parentheses below.

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