Suicide Girl

Meet Lux, a SuicideGirl from the Big Apple who says she’s not into pets you can’t play with and that she can’t keep up with her hobbies as they change every day. Luckily, staying hot seems to be one she doesn’t have a problem staying on top of.

Meet Tarion, a South African SuicideGirl who lists world domination as her hobby. When this hottie isn’t plotting to take over the world, she’s busy fighting her addiction to lollipops and merry-go-rounds.

Meet Zephyr and Porphyria, two SuicideGirls from Ohio and New York, respectively. Zephyr says loud annoying sounds like ones you would hear when smashing your face against a synthesizer make her happy while Porphyria says it makes her sad when kittens become cats.

Meet Vane, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Finland who calls herself a trophy wife and says puppies make her happy.

Meet Areia, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. This hottie may not know where she is, but she will cook you up something delicious in the kitchen, where she spends her time working as a chef.

Meet Opaque, a SuicideGirl who seeks spiritual balance, healthy living and a nice slice of pie. Name: Opaque Age: Unknown Occupation: Learner of lessons Gets me hot: Death Valley Most humbling moment: Looking into the sky...

Meet Venom, a 22-year-old Californian SuicideGirl who says her idea of a good time is to stay in and watch old movies on TV. Venom lists her occupation as being a professional human being.

Meet Popcorn, a French SuicideGirl who considers piglets to be her vice. At least that’s what Google Translator tells us. Google’s rough and somewhat hilarious translations to Popcorn’s answers are in parentheses below.

Meet Kemper and Sash, two SuicideGirls from California. Kemper says she loves sharks and puppies while Sash says green tea and bubble gum ice cream make her happy.

Meet Devushka, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl from Spain who says belly dancing is one of her favorite hobbies and lists seeing the same movie too many times as one of her vices.

Meet Machete, a 24-year-old New York SuicideGirl says she enjoys dancing around in her car, but hates Kraft cheese singles.

Meet Lyxzen, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl from Oregon who enjoys taking photos at inappropriate times and says she spends most of her free time eating Peanut Butter Pows.