suicide

What an unnecessary tragedy. Two men are dead after a murder suicide this past Monday night. ABC 12 is reporting that an unidentified 36 year old Burton man broke into his ex-girlfriends house and shot her current boyfriend, a 37 year old Mt. Morris resident. After that, he went outside and killed himself.

Sometimes wearing a thong can be murder, but I would never think of it as a means to end my life. However, I have never been in this woman's predicament. A Utah woman was arrested for alleged pick pocketing at a bar. Once she was taken into custody by police, she tried to strangle herself with her own thong!

This dude was ready to throw it all away and jump off of a building. The LAPD got there just in time and managed to grab hold of his underwear. The only thing keeping this guy from falling to his death was his underwear that was completely wedged up his ass. If this guy wasn't depressed enough before, now he has to go through life knowing there is a video of police officers giving him the world's