Michigan Man Walks Out of Pet Store with Tortoises in His PantsMichigan Man Walks Out of Pet Store with Tortoises in His PantsHey, is that a Tortoise in your pants or are you just happy to be stealing?Dana MarshallDana Marshall
Flying Turtle Smashes Through Man’s Windshield [VIDEO]Flying Turtle Smashes Through Man’s Windshield [VIDEO]It doesn't matter how small an object is, when it hits your windshield, it scares the crap out of you.Tony LaBrieTony LaBrie
Turtle Humping a Watering Can [VIDEO]Turtle Humping a Watering Can [VIDEO]Every now and then, you've just gotta hump whatever is in front of you. It's true for men, women and even turtles I guess. Watch this shelled horn ball give this watering can the business.FantoneFantone