Underwear

This woman went to the emergency room because her thong gave her an abscess, and if she didn't get it treated she could have died! Source: Buzzfeed  

Boxer Brief Thief.

Most of us probably need to eat more fruit, however these peaches look someone needs to eat them out! In anticipation of China's Qixi Festival, peaches are being sold as sexy butts.

I don't know any woman that thinks a G-string is too big. But just in case you do, allow me to introduce you to the C-string! This super small crotch cover is available as underwear and as a bikini bottom.

Get ready to take your next lap dance to the next level! Liquid Lapdance is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. This for men product actually lubricates the penis and even catches semen. That actually describes some girls I know!

I don't think there is really a point to this video.  It's just two smoking hot chicks prancing around the Maxim Magazine offices, rocking bras and panties.  By no means am I complaining.

Honestly, today I was going to buy my girlfriend something for Christmas.  I know lingerie is sometimes criticized for being a present for me more then her, but I wanted to buy her some anyway.   That is, until I walked into the woman's underwear store.

Don't get me wrong.  I love hot chicks.  And I really don't care what they wear, but what the hell are these models wearing?  The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night, and I'm kinda confused.