West Virginia

One of the nations most well known pizza chain's had to close one of its stores after footage from a surveillance camera "leaked' on to the internets.

Folks in West Virginia catch all kinds of crap for supposedly not being the sharpest tools in the shed. But after reading this story I'd say they've rightfully earned that distinction, as one West Virginia man went into a pet store and decided to steal a two-foot baby alligator by shoving it up his shirt. I can only guess he did this for one of two reasons. Either he has some kind of weird nipple-