Wow, how did I miss this story? This woman is not a ball breaker, she is a ball biter! In February Maria Topp bit her boyfriends testicles so hard he needed 19 stitches in order to close the wound. The victim, Martin Douglas was in such shock that an emergency service worker could barely understand him when he called for help. Can you imagine getting that call? "What did you say happened sir? She bit your balls off"? "Where are the balls now"?