Taiwan Gets it Right with Funeral Strippers
Funerals suck. We donât like to get into that sappy crap. Unless of course said funeral involves half-naked women, because half-naked women make any situation a thousand times better. Well folks, our twisted dreams have come true. Over in Taiwan, they have this whole honoring the dead thing down pat.
Basically, the Taiwanese have funeral strippers. Yup, bare butts and cleavage galore at a funeral. Jackpot! Apparently, this kind of stuff is pretty common at religious festivals in the country, so as to âappease the wandering spirits.” You mean like, horny spirits? Because thatâll totally be us.
Now, this doesnât happen during the actualfuneral. The ladies get down and pole-stripping dirty on the backs of truck beds that are converted into stages, so they can do their âappeasingâ performance in the middle of the funeral procession.
This has got to be the most genius after-death idea to date. Looks like weâll have to put âhave strippers do their thing on my casketâ in our wills alongside âmake me a naked calendar.â