Contact Us

Take Tree’s Low-Impact Games of Skill and Leisure Sport Excellence Challenge

Remember the President’s Fitness Challenge that Arnold Schwarzenegger used to push on grade-schoolers back in the day? Well think of my challenge as the same thing, except for alcoholics. See if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys here.

I’ve made sacrifices and I’ve paid my dues, now all the blood, sweat and tears time I’ve spent learning to do activities that are easily accomplished while holding a beer has put me in the upper echelon of casual leisure sport non-professional athletes.

Okay, so maybe I’m not the best at all of these… but in a triathlon style tourney comprised of any of these events, I’m a formidable opponent. I really just wanted to brag about how much ass I kicked this weekend. Then again, I also wanted to say that I’m better than you. Nanana booboo, stick your head in doo doo.

Seriously though, I’ve documented some of my superiority at several low impact games of skill and leisure sports alike and came up with a list of challenges for you. If you can achieve all of these tasks, you are a winner and all the spoils of knowing that you’re better than most people at stuff is its own reward. Good luck and let us know how you do.

BROWSE THE GALLERY BELOW TO SEE EACH CHALLENGE

More from Banana

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://banana1015.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Flint's Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Please solve this simple math problem to prove that you are a real person.

Register on Flint's Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!