Reason #457 to home school your child: Birthday Lap Dances! A middle school teacher in Texas claims she gave a male student a birthday lap dance because the rest of the class 'convinced her to do it'. Wow, talk about not so peer pressure! The students are teenagers and she is 42-years-old.

What sounds like a bad 80's video, actually happened. Authorities claim the b-day dance video shows teacher Felicia Smith putting her head between the students legs, grinding on him and even slapping her own ass. Talk about hot for teacher! When I was in school we were allowed to bring in cake on our birthdays. The times they are indeed changing. Now you can bring in cake, and quite possibly eat it from a teacher's vagina too. Sad.

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