Teen Shoots Himself in Junk After Buying New Gun [FBHW]

With Free Beer back in the studio, fresh from his football play-by-play announcing gig, things returned to normal and the guys got back to doing what they do best. By that, we mean laughing at dumb teenagers who shoot themselves in the crotch. Welcome back Free Beer!

Dumb teens and guns. What a truly American combination. In what should come as no surprise to anyone, this story originates from the great state of Florida. The hero of this story is 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio, who managed to shoot himself in the groin with a gun that he had recently purchased.

What makes it even worse, though, is that he had to admit to doing it after first lying to the police. After taking a look at a photo of Smeriglio, it all started to make sense to the guys.

"No wonder he shot off his wang," said Hot Wings.

Our hat goes off to Smeriglio, who found a new way to bravely uphold the grand tradition of dumb teens who shoot themselves in the junk.