Remember when you wanted to lose weight back in the day, all you had to do was get AIDS?

Talk about an unfortunate product name mixed with bad timing. That would be like if someone came out with a new brand of sleeping pills called "Huxtables" a few months back. Sorry, AYDS Diet Candy guy. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I'm still laughing at "With AYDS, I ate less so the weight came off."