If you've ever frantically looked for something to wipe your crotch with, The Jizzle is the product for you.  Check out this hilarious infomercial from The Whitest Kids You Know.

This video is totally not safe for work, kids, or parents.

It's honestly a real problem.  Nobody wants crusty socks and it's weird wearing a shirt if you use it, even after it's been washed.  Whether you're looking to wipe it off yourself or your girlfriends face, you'll love The Jizzle.