Because nothing says I love you like a booze-soaked valentine from your favorite Banana jock. 

Valentine's Day is hard. You have to stress over finding the perfect gift, and labor over the right words to say to your lover... ugh. One false move and you're going to be spending Valentine's Day with your hand. No one said VD would be easy, but, luckily for you -- the Banana is here to help.

We took all of the guesswork out of the holiday, and all you have to do is screenshot or right-click on your favorite card, save it, fill out the “to” and “from” in Paint and share it with your Valentine on their preferred social media page. After that, all you have to do is sit back, and prepare to receive the hardest lay of your life. You're welcome.