The Sidewinder Police Baton
Outside of the cheesy music and 1980′s feel, this thing is badass. I feel the need to own one of these for the safety of my home. Also, when my daughter starts dating. And since I get into so many knife fights and bar brawls, I find this to be a good option for me. Beats the hell out of mace…you can’t snap anyone’s femur with mace!